Smash party. Definition: a gathering where breakable objects are hurled at the concrete.
Inside a certain coffee house at a certain craft school located in the (usually) tranquil Blue Ridge Mountains, a smash party occurs when a certain Crystal Thomas declares to a certain Loring Taoka: smash party. Then they wait. They wait, their caffeinated hearts pounding, until the aforementioned coffee house is clear of those with more delicate sensibilities.
At this point, a sacred box of chipped or broken mugs and glasses– set tenderly aside for the purpose of the smash party–is brought to the counter.
The first rule of smash party: smash.
Second rule: enlist a certain Y-Sam Ktul to sweep up the pieces.
The third rule of smash party: destruction enables creation. Or something like that.